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Ivy Pham: Setting scenes since 1989.

So I think may have started the new trend at school...Ribbons.
Seriously. I've been wearing ribbons in my hair for a while now. I may have a slight fetish. I dunno. But now people at school are starting to go around wearing ribbons.
Its classy yes but people are doing it wrong. So here are some pointers:

1. Do not wear a ribbon that is the same colour as your uniform or what you are wearing. Too much of one colour is OVERKILL
2. Tie the ribbon so its not too tight, this will cut off the circulation of blood to the brain, and not too loose, this causes it to fall off
3. Tie the ribbon in the spot where your fringe ends and becomes your hair. I know this sounds weird but basically its where the headband would go if you wore one.
4. Make sure the bow is tied nicely and neatly. The last thing you want is someone making fun of you for ugly bows
5. And FINALLY the most important thing. Do not let the bow sit too far in the middle. Side is sexy, classy, cute. The middle looks like you were tying a shoelace and instead of your shoe you tied it in your hair.

So follow those five simple easy rules to perfect ribbon tying. Believe me it'll do you good.

And the next trend: Scarves. William Beckett style but in your hair. Awesome sexy fun cute cool.

So that thing does NOTHING for my evergrowing ego. Its just horrible for it in fact.

According to Monique, Nikki, Nicholas, Durga and Ben...I look like a 12 year old...well thats just mean...

Dont ask.

Sean asked who I liked and we decided to tell him. He offered to give me photos of Adam that he has. Adam helped him with his photography by being a model. Sorry I made fun of him because he looks hilarious. Apparently he dirty talked the girls in the shoot and well...I couldnt imagine it.

Goes to show that sometimes I put people on pedestals and I get what I think of them wrong. He looks so innocent but whatever. Enough Adam talk.

But that boy sure makes me go crazy. Sean asked me why I didnt ask him out, I told him Adam had a girlfriend, sean said no. I said yes he does, Sean said no, I said since when, Sean said since two days ago. I got excited and yeah...shhh he's still going out with Gertrude.

Still a little sick. Cough sucks. But the nasal passages are being cleared.

Oh According to Sean I look like a slut...he was surprised to find out that I was a Virgin and that I've never had a serious boyfriend. He told me to find a serious boyfriend which I found weird...yeah. Monique was shocked to. I'm majorly offended by that. Just because I'm digustly dirrty doesnt mean I'm a slut. Sean is also trying to get SG sets off me, and my buzznet address. I told him to find my blog and he'll find my buzznet.

I wonder if he'll find it.

So I need to write an article on technology and do my history assessment soon. Ahhh all this work. This may mean less time online. Lots of less time online. I need to study calculus too if I want to do it next year.

Time passes by so quickly. We need to perfect our STD song we're writing together (me and Monique)

When I grow up I wanna write jingles!